The Party

My Friends are at a party
And I'm stuck here at work
On the Night Shift with David Rice
I couldn't get it off
and I'm kind of pissed off
cause my job is not very nice

They're probably drinking beers now
having so much fun
while I sit here having none
Listening
to David sing
about holy things and nuns

Chorus
I wanted to go
To Tiny's Party
Getting my drink on
and screaming in glee
I wanted to go
and hang out with my friends
but here I am at work
the boredom never ends

get me out of this loony bin!


Right now Mel is probably
in love with everybody
Ashley is acting so goofy
Aspen and Elena are laughing so hard
At all the drunken activity

Tiny's so drunk
he can hardly even think
His mind is a skating rink
Elena's water broke
and Mel is gonna choke
Never mind, she's just barfing in the sink!

So guys, do me a favor
and have a drink for me
At least Ilsa's here to console my tears
I missed out this time
but guess what guess what
I'm off on New Years!